It is kind of warm in here…

Valpak wants me to write them a letter to get off their mailing list. I’m going to find a way around that.

Also, when you call their phone number it says, “Please listen carefully to the menu options and select the option that will best serve your needs.” Oh really? Because I was going to listen carefully to the menu options and then spread grape jelly all over my phone. Would that work? Could I do that? What’s that you say? I should select the option that will best serve my needs? Oh I see how it works now.

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5 Responses to It is kind of warm in here…

  1. terror_firma says:

    They didn’t say you can’t spread grape jelly all over your phone. They’re open-minded (even though everyone knows that you should be using raspberry jam for that).

  2. salchichatu says:

    Hah! That made me laugh.

  3. Hahaha… either I’m really tired, or that’s really funny. Probably a combination of both.

    • Mark Doliner says:

      Yes, that should work nicely. Although for some reason that page requires you to enter your email address: “Your e-mail address will only be used to confirm your request.” This seems rather stupid… all they’re really doing is confirming that the person who filled out the web page is probably the same person who owns the email address. Sounds like they want to send me spam. Good thing I have spare email addresses for this kind of thing.

      Also, “Valpak is mailed to 45 million households in North America each month.” That’s a lot of trees.

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