Valpak wants me to write them a letter to get off their mailing list. I’m going to find a way around that.
Also, when you call their phone number it says, “Please listen carefully to the menu options and select the option that will best serve your needs.” Oh really? Because I was going to listen carefully to the menu options and then spread grape jelly all over my phone. Would that work? Could I do that? What’s that you say? I should select the option that will best serve my needs? Oh I see how it works now.