Soooo someone stole my car. I find this to be ridiculously annoying. I left town the morning of December 27th and when I came back the night of January 1st my car was gone. I filed a police report and talked to my insurance company. If it hasn’t been found after 10 days they’ll write me a check for the value of the car (well, what THEY consider to be the value of the car, which I’m pretty sure will be way below what I consider to be the value) minus the deductible.
I’m pretty close to going Chuck Norris and becoming an all out vigilante like The Punisher, so I recommend not committing a crime in front of me. Andrew was nice enough to make me this picture to cheer me up.