sno-bot: Greetings, palm hand-helds make terrific gifts, so do digital cameras.
lady customer: Nice price.
customer: Excuse me, could you tell me about this scanner/fax/copier?
customer: But I want to get it for my brother.
sno-bot: Get him a cell phone.
customer: No, he really wants one of these.
sno-bot: He can’t have her, I love her.
sno-bot: NO NO NO!
(sno-bot and customer fight over machine, customer pulls it away from sno-bot and store clerks run towards sno-bot)
sno-bot: Weeping, weeping
My name is Mark Doliner. I’m a computer software engineer living and working in North Carolina, USA. I worked in the San Francisco Bay area for 13 years before moving back East in 2019. My email address is email@example.com.