When is a cookie not a cookie?
Answer: When it’s made with oatmeal and raisins.
What of oatmeal chocolate chip?
I guess that probably counts, but there should be a lot of chocolate chips.
I noticed you ate all the cookies left on that plate except the oatmeal raisin ones.
An equivalent sentence is: “I noticed you ate all the cookies left on that plate.”
C IS FOR COOKIE
That reminds me, I haven’t had an oatmeal raisin cookie in a long time.
IS WRONG WITH YOU??? OATMEAL RAISIN COOKIES SMASH
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