I bought some ice cream. The carton says “Slow Churned.” I’m assuming that’s a good thing, since they seem to tout it as selling point. However, not being in the ice cream business myself, I really don’t know what it means. It could say “Fast Churned” for all I care.
But I guess they have to put something on the outside of the carton. If I owned an ice cream company I think I’d put something like, “This shit tastes good.”