I almost forgot this: (screen names changed to protect the owls)

Mark at Work: Monday is “fruit day!” at SAS
Mark at Work: So I took a fruit from the breakroom
Emily Bemily: Ooh!
Mark at Work: But I’m not sure if it’s an apple or a pear
Mark at Work: It looks like an apple
Mark at Work: But it feels like a pear
Emily Bemily: Hmm
Emily Bemily: I guess you’ll just have to eat it!
Mark at Work: It’s going to be fun when I start eating it
Mark at Work: It’s so exciting!
Mark at Work: It’s like I just have this little mysterious orb sitting on my desk, waiting for me to delve into its secret origens

It was MUCH funnier at 10:30 in the morning.